1 little, 2 little, 3 little Vis’es, 
4 little, 5 little, 6 little Vis’es, 
7 little, 8 little, 9 little Vis’es,
10 little Vis’es in Ladner. 

Delivering papers, eggs, and ice cream,
Raiding pea trucks, babysitting,
Baseball, hockey, and hay baling, 
All of them in Ladner.

They grew up and worked at Spilsbury,
Some to college, some got married,
Some had children, even grandchildren, 
None of them in Ladner.

More gray hair and more bald places ,
Aches and pains and wrinkly faces, 
More eyeglasses and bifocals, 
None of them in Ladner.

All of them remember Ladner, 
Favorite places, special spots, 
All of them with thoughts of Ladner, 
None of them in Ladner. 

Now there are Vis’es, Seinens, Mahaffys,
Penners, Hunters, and MacIsaacs,
Schippers, Dykemas, and some Vinalls, 
None of them in Ladner.

1 old, 2 old, 3 old Vis’es, 
4 old, 5 old, 6 old Vis’es, 
7 old, 8 old, and young Vis’es, 
None..... of...... them...... in....... L...a....d...ner !

Deliberating....

The emcee

I think there's some cheating going on here!