Election 2000

O.K., so the Florida count and recount (and recount and recount) are over, but as a reminder, here are some of the election spoofs that have made their way around the internet.

Last updated with new election jokes on Dec. 20, 2000

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Whose home state is that???

Al Gore's Christmas wish as a child.

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NEW FLORIDA SLOGANS

FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.

FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction.

FLORIDA: We count more than you do.

FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.

FLORIDA: We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed.

FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, Revote.

FLORIDA: Viagra voters do it again!

FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and counts...

FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us.

FLORIDA: We don't just cheat in football.

FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount!

FLORIDA: Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice.

FLORIDA: Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.

Sign on I-95: Florida this way, no that way, 5 miles, no wait...10 miles.

'Twas Two Weeks after Election Day....

With apologies to despair.com:

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"Cheaties," the breakfast of chumpions!

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The re-designed seal of the Democratic party

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Travel advisory in effect

The United States Department of Transportation has issued a travel advisory for the state of Florida. All visitors or those planning on visiting Florida are being warned of the dangers of traveling in Florida on what are called "one way" streets. It is apparent Florida residents are incapable of determining which way the arrows point on these street. If you encounter a "one way" street in Florida, you are advised to abandon your vehicle immediately.